If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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