i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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