I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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