Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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