She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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