I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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