don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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