HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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