it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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