Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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