Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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