I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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