Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize