Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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