guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
