so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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