You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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