If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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