Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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