he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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