have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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