we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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