guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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