the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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