I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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