I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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