He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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