in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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