My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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