I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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