ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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