Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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