In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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