Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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