Well douche your snatch and let's go!
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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