He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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