this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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