Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i out mim tonsoeep
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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