No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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