You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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