gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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