yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You are the jesus of drinking
They have beer where we have blood.
Terrible idea I love it
Couch. On fire.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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