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Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dicks are not precious.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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