yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
3 2 1 whiskey
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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