I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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