lets start a swedish sibling band together
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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