There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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