why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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