I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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