Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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