You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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