Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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