I don't think brook has ever known best
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
