RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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