and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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