: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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